November 2011
20 posts
Carb party with el,claire @susieleyland @katedstephens @emilyday89 mustard mash,cheezy bread+butter pudding,nanny pats sausage plait+parsnip
Today doesn’t feel real.
Big birthday love to my gypsy rose lee @latrash and goodluck 2 my original boy @wetnuns for their single launch tonight!i hate clashes!xxx
Excited for party times tonight!!who’s coming?im not going to finish work til 7 so please don’t come til after 8 or i’ll stresss!!xx
100% walking through town listening to Beyonce-Naughty Girl. Im feeling sexxxayyyy i know ya want ma bodayyy!
Even Marilyn Manson’s gettin’ a tan man
In fairness he was only drinking to get rid of the taste of the dirt flavoured jelly bean I made him eat, but nevertheless…
Florence+the Machine-Ceremonials is amazing!not a bad track!double disk version really worth it,origionals,demos+acoustics,lovely!@flo_tweet
“Actually Jean, in Ireland, they call a turnip a swede!”
My grannies vicar went on Total Wipeout!!
Proud Mary on X Factor! All Tina no Ike! Daymm guurlll itz lyk u woz at my kareokayyy!!
It feels like summer all the time… And it’s good to be alive..
why do I love Gillian McKeith so much??!
Ace evening of yummy noms,wine,films+singing female power ballads with @imlukerichards @thorlby @impaulgriffiths @JoshuaBurns @DanDidThis
sex pig
Best Thing I Have Ever Read.
“Just when you thought you’d seen the back of her, up rears McKeith for another bite at fame. Is there any more ridiculous sight on TV than the pasty-faced poo inspector refusing nosh that’s likely tastier than the tofu torture she’s inflicted on her TV blimps? A few mouthfuls of kangaroo cock might put meat on the bones of the fainting vegan. By the time you read this,...
Discussing gillian mckeith+having the piss taken out of me 4 writing in txt spk by @imlukerichards
Thought provoking evening discussing captialism,activism+the general state of the world. It was fun remembering how to be articulate!
Heading 2 #potluck @islingtonmill with @dandidthid+@textbookstudio 2 meet some mofoin’ creatives
October 2011
12 posts
living on Oxford rd is turning me in2 a total takeaway babe,smearing mayo on my burger with my finger whilst watching a 2005 Posh+Becks doc
homeless people need to stop fighting right outside my window!
Baby don’t look up, the sky is falling
kardasian:
this is what my sister does when she has the house to herself
she should at least know to delete afterwards ??
THIS IS 100 PERCENT ME WHEN ALONE.
and even more amazing impression of Debz @LydiaRoseBright s Mum!! http://t.co/Y72mur3M
Touch my bum, this is life. Words to live by.
“there’s such a fine line between maniac and genius isn’t there?”
America Trip in Facebook Status's
hello everyone!! America is awesome!! Except I have sunburnt my arse (and just about everywhere else, but especially there!) REALLY badly and Ellie got sunstroke, all on the first day! Brits abroad!! Half way through our time in LA, been to the walk of fame, Hollywood sign and more, doing Sunset strip, Beverly hills, malibu and rodeo drive today Yayy!!xxx
can’t sleep due to snoring...
September 2011
1 post
is it me or is it you?
August 2011
6 posts
I want a girl who laughs for no-one else
it’s always the vaguely mysogynistic Rolling Stones that are the best unfortunately…
when did everyone suddenly get so cool? I wish I were cooler…
RT @FionaGales: If the money that’ll be spent repairing the damage hadn’t been withdrawn from deprived areas in the 1st place, this migh …
need to get my game face on
show me your teeth
July 2011
10 posts
it’s in my honey, it’s in my milk
you shrug and it’s the worst, who truly stuck the knife in first? http://t.co/ozc1Krz=b-I2s5zRbHg&ob=av2n
tell me things to make me blush
RT @Jesssica: Well I guess this is growing up..
spent £8 on a shot of Absinthe last night. Jesus.
great weekend of rehearsals with @CrimsonRetrib for @247theatre running, choroegraphing and actioning, and 2 big days to come!
dropped a dress size in a week! All hail veganism!!
I don’t want to get over you http://t.co/byv3wV6
RT @247theatre: The Crimson Retribution (by Steve Pearce) - Video Trailer - enjoy http://ow.ly/5svO8 @CrimsonRetrib #247fest
now has a 2.1 Bachelor of Arts in Drama and Screen Studies from the University of Manchester!
June 2011
3 posts
This time 2moro I will have moved out of my lovely little house and also have a grade for my degree! Madness!!